Bits and bobs

Today the government have decreed that bachelors will be banned from certain residential areas and I learnt another piece local slang – the American strip where horny GIs ogle Thai princesses is called Pearl Harbour.

Oh, and have I told you that most people here have two cellphones – one for each network? And that all the straws are bendable: This is the land of the dwarves and I am the giant – the tallest woman they’ve seen!

Salmonella was found in the Cadburys chocolate bars.